The Mason DICKson Line (a how-to)
Laura and Khaliah have a tendency to want to make out with the same boys. It doesn’t happen often so it is never the problem it seems like it would be. Mostly because if its important enough Khaliah will tell Laura she loves her and send her home if necessary and vice versa. In order to avoid things like this happening, a dividing line has been created: The Mason DICKson Line. Laura can have the Americans and Khaliah gets the foreigners (usually North Africa). This division is established with a simple passort check. Though there are a few stipulations. If you were born in another country and currently hold an American passport you fall on the Khaliah side of the line. Also Khaliah relinquishes all rights to the Irish, British and Australian. She will however retain rights to the Dutch. Khaliah loves the Dutch. Second Generation Americans generally go to Laura. But Khaliah has domain over all of Iowa City.
If you and your friends find yourselves in a similar situation, the answer is simple. Just take a look at your romantic interests and divide them accordingly. Chances are when you look at each conquest you’ll find that perhaps you like men who are tall and your friend likes men who are short. See, it’s easy. Now if things should be more complicated, remember this: your girlfriends are probably going to be around long after that dude in bed next to you.
