Put your panties on!
Def: To get one’s act together.
See also: “20 cc’s of suck it up”
One Sunday morning, Laura was hungover. [Ed. note: Try every Sunday morning.} She really didn’t think she was going to make it to brunch with Khaliah. Every ten minutes Khaliah would call Laura to track her progress. All Laura would say was, “Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh.”
About twenty minutes before they were supposed to meet, Laura called Khaliah and exclaimed triumphantly, “Khaliah, I’ve got my panties on!”
Khaliah cheered. “That’s right, woman, put your panties on!”
So just remember: the first step to accomplishing your goals in life is to put your panties on. Unless, of course, your goal involves something in which your panties are better left off.
